hotchicksdontpoo.

♥ 166692
→ 23 Apr 19 at 8 am (via guy)

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via guy)

♥ 286051
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm trevenant:
(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

♥ 295971
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm (via tyleroakley)

♥ 13847
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm omgmiawtfbbqlol:
Protip - this works with all large round fruits
(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

♥ 376065
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm super-slurpees:
Excuse me?
(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

♥ 1245
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm (via zoomerbro)

♥ 412848
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm

narutosexmagic666:

I’m rewatching Johnny Bravo

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

♥ 107915
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm (via 420pikachu)

♥ 121
→ 20 Sep 17 at 4 pm

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo, via )

♥ 394619
→ 18 Sep 17 at 7 pm

(via randomfactory)

♥ 212540
→ 18 Sep 17 at 7 pm

glitz-addams:

variste:
terpsikeraunos:
anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon
this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

(via randomfactory)

♥ 238180
→ 18 Sep 17 at 7 pm

(Source: allhilton, via randomfactory)

♥ 44263
→ 18 Sep 17 at 7 pm

(via kushandwizdom)

♥ 748957
→ 18 Sep 17 at 7 pm

dialupmodem:

vspanther:
shrimpfur:
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
“suck my dick” ok
“bite me” hell yeah
“kiss my ass” sure
“Fuck you” well if you insist.
“my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future” if you insist

(via guy)