hotchicksdontpoo.

When bored at the beach

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pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

(via laughbitches)

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→ 23 May 13 at 12 pm (Source: streetworldview, via nittyy)

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h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

(via laughbitches)

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when your favorite blog reblogs you

(via swagchat)

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amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

(via casisaidlegs)

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javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

(via casisaidlegs)

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→ 23 May 13 at 12 pm lolzpicx:

…Superman, taking care of business.
(Source: nothingislinear)

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→ 23 May 13 at 11 am (Source: aqbd, via bill-nyetho)

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→ 23 May 13 at 11 am (via bill-nyetho)

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→ 23 May 13 at 11 am the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen
(via funneestuff)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ignorantbread:
everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen

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edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

(via casisaidlegs)

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nerdgaasm:

buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

ladies and gentlemen the future

(via funneestuff)

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→ 23 May 13 at 11 am

kingofwestersass:

i think more people are in love with the idea of having a boy/girlfriend than they are in love with their actual boy/girlfriend

(via stickycinemafloor)