52087
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

tibets:

here’s a video of me

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via firstfield)

 45827
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

benepla:

please watch this

(via laughbitches)

 230280
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(Source: bryko, via laughbitches)

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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(via laughbitches)

 3654
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

(Source: rainpunk, via laughbitches)

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

mcqueeny:

there’s nothing worse than being hungry but not being able to figure out what you’re craving

(via thefuuuucomics)

 42728
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

ruinedchildhood:

when you hear the pizza man at the door

(Source: lion, via laughbitches)

ruinedchildhood:

when you hear the pizza man at the door

y-o-n-c-e:

ive been drankin

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(via laughbitches)

 119763
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

(Source: itsvondell, via laughbitches)

 7035
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

(Source: comiques, via jpegheaven)

 79771
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

(via thefuuuucomics)

 43957
16 Apr 14 at 7 am

basedpidgeot:

calakazam:

i don’t understand this? is it plant aesthetic? is this what this is? seriously i’m not trying to make a joke here i’m genuinely confused by why this has so many notes

see the ‘joke’ here is that this is a strange array of ‘emoji’s’ yet they happen to be in their ‘recently used’ list which signifies the fact that the owner and user of the device is as strange and mysterious as their regular choice of emoji’s. it makes the viewer question what type of deep, tormented soul would use the cd emoji and the alien emoji within a short time period, as normal people do not use emoji’s like this, and tend to go for the more generic, happy and regular choices like B) and ;O, which the user of the device, clearly is not

(Source: plantgay, via casisaidlegs)

basedpidgeot:

calakazam:

i don’t understand this? is it plant aesthetic? is this what this is? seriously i’m not trying to make a joke here i’m genuinely confused by why this has so many notes

see the ‘joke’ here is that this is a strange array of ‘emoji’s’ yet they happen to be in their ‘recently used’ list which signifies the fact that the owner and user of the device is as strange and mysterious as their regular choice of emoji’s. it makes the viewer question what type of deep, tormented soul would use the cd emoji and the alien emoji within a short time period, as normal people do not use emoji’s like this, and tend to go for the more generic, happy and regular choices like B) and ;O, which the user of the device, clearly is not

catalystconduit:

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

(via thefuuuucomics)