36790
28 Jul 14 at 9 pm

jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw

I just choked on air

(Source: dramaisthenewblack, via memewhore)

jackjackattacks:

frost—rotom:

nidaleefanclub:

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

ok this one is the last straw


I just choked on air
golddiggerr:

$$$$
vinebox:

literally me
 27016
27 Jul 14 at 8 pm

The Parent Trap (1998)

(Source: subwaytoken, via southern-silver)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via c-andycane)

notwifi:

um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot

(Source: notwifi, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(via pizza)

 12030
27 Jul 14 at 8 pm

(Source: magpiefeed, via bleedgold)

 124678
27 Jul 14 at 8 pm

Lighters of the Vietnam War

(Source: euo, via bleedgold)


Lighters of the Vietnam War
 388250
27 Jul 14 at 8 pm

Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice  (via bleedgold)

(Source: rustyvoices, via bleedgold)

"You only missed my voice
when nobody else called you."

bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via pizza)

me after calling someone out: you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected